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sure
i'll try not to wander off and get eaten by wolves

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not funny

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excuse me. is eaten by yetis more relevant than wolves? how's that?

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caesar

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ahiru

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nobody died

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well i already knew that.

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then why are we still talking about this

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because i suddenly find myself without terrible french tv programmes

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that sounds awful

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i know.
my life is suddenly such a hardship, whatever will i do?

[ seriously though, Ahiru, why are you still putting up with his bs here? ]

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you could go get me cookies

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only if i get to keep the chocolate i brought for you.

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no deal

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then no cookies.
see you whenever you drop by the warehouse.

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[Later in the day, she makes her way there, looking around for Caesar once she enters.]

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[ And in a not even remotely surprising turn of fate, Caesar happens to be......

Asleep.

He's found a spot out of the way by some warehouse crates to set his bags down and sit, leaning against those very same bags as if they were pillows. ]

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[It takes her a minute or two to spot where he is, but once she does, she heads over and kneels down so she's more on his level, tugging on his shirt.]

Caesar, wake up.

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[ The tugging does enough to rouse him from slumber, though initially it's just him opening his eyes just a bit to squint at her. Blurry, sleepy vision. ]

What? Why?

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You were going to tell me about the mission.

[And give her chocolate. Priorities.]

You gotta get up.

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[ Chocolate is important! ]

Fine, fine. [ He'll sit up some, though he has no intention of standing. ] Did you even want to know about the mission or do you just want your candy?

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Of course I want to know about the mission! The candy isn't that important to me.

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Never hurts to check.

[ But first, let him sit up away from the bags and pull one around. He'll begin his search for where he left all the chocolate. ]

Not that it's a very exciting story. There's an awful lot of sitting around and reading in it...

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Are you going to tell me or not?

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[ He pauses in his search to sigh and look up at her. ]

There's a whole year to cover, Ahiru. It'd go faster if you told me what you'd actually like to know about it.