quackery | ic contact for exsilium

how would it be obvious? for all i know, the aristeas machine could have broke again and everyone caught fire the second we left!

nothing caught fire

not even a little? i'm disappointed!

what

i'm joking.

[ FOR ONCE HE ADMITS IT, OKAY. ]

also we brought a lot of chocolate back if you want any. and some wine, but you don't get any wine.

wait

chocolate for free?

not at all.
it comes with a hug Collette when you see her price.

not even cookies?

i'm impressed

cookies?

[ It's been a year, give him a second. ]

what

[Something is very wrong here.]

oh right, that was a thing.
do you know how many bakeries Paris has? i think i'm over cookies after that.

[stares at tablet for a good few minutes]

how long exactly was it for you

three hundred and sixty five days.

seriously??

yes. very seriously.

cool

so what'd you do?

saved the world???

really

because it looks pretty much the same to me

ok, you got me.
we did something else towards saving it, though, but it's kind of long.
we can talk about it in person when we get the chance.

[why is he being nice what's going on]

sure

whenever you're free

i'm kind of free always right now
not really planning on moving out of the warehouse the transporter is in, so just find me whenever you have a reason to trek up here

okay

later today maybe?

sure
i'll try not to wander off and get eaten by wolves

not funny

excuse me. is eaten by yetis more relevant than wolves? how's that?

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